We don't collect any personal data or use any of that stupid cookie bullshit to track you and find out what you jerk off to, your mom can do that.
All orders made before 2PM EST will be shipped the same day. We don't sit on your order because we're too fucking lazy to go to the post office.
We always have the tightest styles that everyone is looking for in stock. If we don't have what you need, we'll hunt it down or make that shit for you.